(Source: wokeupbytheroadside, via lucifer-is-here)
why do girls act like they dont watch porn or masturbate like who cares just admit it
(via lucifer-is-here)
It’s the sly digs that piss me off the most.
Getting funny looks at the person looking at my phone, realising my lock screen is my friends arse
If I had sex as much as I crave sex, I don’t think I’d be living a very productive life.
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